Robert Pattinson

“Seeing him on the mast, I’m like, ‘Jeez you’re really taking years off your life doing this.’”

“And I was just like, ‘Jeez’ ‘cause he’s such a nice guy and… I thought he was on the phone and I’m like, ‘He’s a complete psycho,’”

“I had to do a meeting with the director, and he’d done this horror movie, and I watched it, and I kept thinking that someone was breaking into my house,”

“It was probably a squirrel.”

“My girlfriend came in and she was like, ‘What is happening? Why do you have two knives in your face and you’re sleeping?'”

“And so I was sitting on my sofa with two kitchen knives waiting for the person to come in. And then I fell asleep with them basically in my neck on the couch.”

“If someone told me I was going to die in a week, I'd be like, 'What? I want to spend some more time with my kid',”

“Robert Pattinson doing another weird freaky little accent,”

“Are you still stuck on that s—? How can you be sad about something that happened almost 20 years ago? It’s crazy.”

“I love that people keep telling me, ‘Man, Twilight ruined the vampire genre.'”

“I mean, it's now my longest professional relationship by far, like, in my life, and I never thought that it was going to happen at all. I was surprised in the first place for the relationship to begin, but it's been so great.”

“I mean the legacy of the actors who played (Batman), they’ve all been such massive parts of my life and my interest in film and why I wanted to be an actor in the first place,”